26.

i went to a salon opening, and all i got was a terrible picture of myself

i look gawd fucking awful in this picture. but so does everyone else. it's kinda funny actually. ha ha ha
four hot chicks all looking like fug chicks AT the hot chick factory.
this is the slouchiest, floppy boobiest, fat guttiest, giant monster of womanist, picture of me ever
and i am blasting it on The Internet.
what the fug am i wearing? jeffery cambell boots, walmart socks, skirt from margot, onesie from AA, home made bow
i actually had a kinda almost wild night last night.
went to the salon shin-dig, had about a bottle of champagne. somehow managed to sf bus it to The Stoop
had a tall can with my man david, strolled over to my girlfriend jodie's house
had some more PBR, got on the roof, flailed about - off and on the roof
got dirty
got drunker
told stories
made nachos with nate, chilled out with halle and kathleen.
THEY headed out to underground, nate and i stayed behind and fell asleep to the girls next door
swish zoom the crew busts in. we take off our pants.
spider man that hoe turns into superman that hoe, turns into HUNGRY HIPPO
if only i could SHOW you what a hungry hippos has turned into..