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sweat pants thing

we have fancy fridays instead of casual fridays. FACT. there used to be four pairs of mysterious white sweatpants in the ladies bathroom in my office. FACT. one of my coworkers thought it would funny for us to wear them in our fancy gear. i took them home.. and wear them often. they're brand new! they were. now they are used. there's a bunch of pin kin the crotch from my new pubes.

  my vagina. it's so huge it's taking over my gut and creating a super fupa

that's clay, he's The Cutest. and supremely talented. no, really.