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biggest news you never heard

 i'm going to be on a television show. on a BIG TIME network. star of the show? no. object in the background.. probably. but that will not last long. the circumstances and blah blah blah cannot be discussed. even though.. the only people who fucking read this know everything i think about all the times anyways. but hey, fuck the world. i want my tv time. so? today was sort of a day related to this. i knew something was going down.. how did i prepare? by straightening my hair and styling it in a way that EVERYONE hates. that's a part down the middle.. no one's a fan. and by that i mean.. ju and dan aren't fans. they're the only ones i want to think i look good anyways. ANYWAYS. i... burned my forehead. barely sweeped on some makeup. wore this:

WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE? this is my ac/dc t shirt. it's the only thing i wear. i've got this on.. it was soaked in pool water this weekend. ok ok ok pool shirt, BEEEEEE OOOOOOH sweater, velvet leggings, motorcycle boots. yeah? yeah man. tv ready? yeah man. anyways, they liked my pants. so fuck it. what am i even talking about.. i don't know. but when i can, i will tell you. then hopefully show you. then be famous. forever and ever amen.