465.

drugs are for losers

and we're winners

hi, welcome to Oh Shit. i'm j.d. this is scott. 

scott is moving to portland. we went to santa cruz. 

hello. we went to santa cruz on a whim this weekend. to see connor... and the beach. we showed up at audrey's house.. went to a few of her neighbors houses and boozed. i ate some chicken. it was just ok. i've had better. i'm going to miss scott, a lot. he's a gem. and now audrey is going to miss him too. at least they met...

this is audrey, duh. and connor, DOUBLE DUH. they are so beautiful, in the face. i could kiss these faces all day everyday till i died. but then, even after the death my lips would still skooch towards them. with kisses... mouth kisses. maybe i can train stinky pete to kiss too. then when i'm dead my vagina could skooch towards them as well. with kisses. can you imagine? a zombie pussy on the LOOSE trying to give you kisses?

i can.

just leaving this here. i had major creep face all night. like a pervy bus driver with a front seat fulla lollipops. 

fucking dick shaped lollipops. shit. 
you know the rules, at oh shit we (it's really just me) like to show you the good, the bad, the fucked up and ugly. while i'm not sure how to put into typed words why i feel it's necessary.. i just wanted to say something along the lines of... yo. we all get ass zits. we all suck in our guts in our bikini pics. we've got crooked toes and noses. we take unflattering photos, we have stinky armpits. no one is perfect, i promise. those fashion blogs you look at.. with the skinny girls teetering on jeffery campbells.. them too. they just photoshop their butt zits out. you choose how you are seen on The Internet, ya dig? i'm not hating, i just would like to say... imperfections makes us human. they make us beautiful. looking bad, is looking good. 
so, you know. fuck off and feel good about yourselves.