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WOOPS I'M DEAD

just kidding, not yet.

 i quit the booze. ya damn right i did. booze’ll live without me, but i may as well die if i go on living with it. till i can better trust myself, get my beans in order if you will. i’ll be a sober sister. i love to drink, i do. i get drunk, i am. but shit, ya’ll. when i look back at the most recent and most in-decent mistakes i’ve made. alcohol is the source, or at least heavily involved in all of them. my personality exists outside of my body, and i will now exist outside of the booze.  i’ve been livin’ in an unlucky time, and i just caught myself A BIG FUCKING BREAK. and it was a hard catch. and if my big fat stupid ass turns around and makes the same stupid big fat ass mistakes i might just lose every friend i have left. i may have already lost the best one. what i’ll do without him? fuck if i know... fuck if i even want to know. i can't barely start to bear the thought.
so, here’s to alcohol! my newest and meanest ex-boyfriend. 

HAVE FUN IN THE GUTTER OF LUNG BUTTER WITH THE REST OF THEM YOU SOUL SUCKING FUCK just kidding, i still love you.

goodbye forever,
JD