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my oldest friend. and i dont mean like, she's 50. texted me these today. i guess they are notes.. or year book signings. BA HAAAH. (bitch) (shit), told you i am a charming delightful girl. always have been, and always be.

ME. you cant see too well, but in the last one my head is shaved. in the front. on the left side. i shaved it. becuase? fucking because im a nut, dude. im crazy as hell and nothing has changed.

thanks charleen, this is the best!
did any of you creepers catch that? i fyou were lookin here a second ago you woulda seen my REAL name. 
it's rumple stiltbutts.