538.

solange 

she is absolutely gorgeous. the indie beyonce. 

to say i'm obsessed with her would be a lie, cuz girl. the only person i'm obsessed with is myself. can i get a wham bam?

but she sure is looking tasty. from the infamous Head Shave, to her often understated yet BOLD makeup and trippy outfits, the girl really has it all. so, what? i'll tell you what. i'd like to give Miss Solange this month's YOU LOOK SO GUHD award. 

she does. look so good.

so, starting now i s'pose i'm giving awards out. 

big money, baby. oh shit.

  

537.

i found my debbie pin. and then i broke it. so i killed myself. 
you're talking to a ghost right now. 

is this considered talking?

evolved loved my debbie dilemma, they posted this on twitter. 

water mark that bitch, make me famou$

xoxoxxoxoxoxoxxoxxxxxx to evd ath

536.

fuck off, debbie

i got this pin way back when and the shit said Debbie. i've been walking around town like some kinda debbie, waiting for the day when i'd meet a debbie. THEN! i got these here sunglasses. today, this happened. so i was taking all these really beautiful, meaningful photos of myself when boom. like a truck hitting a baby, i realized i'd lost debbie. 

 caught it on film. fuck, boys. i'm really upset about my debbie pin. i really like wearing it.. thinking about debbie... and what her dad's like. well? on to bigger better things i suppose. shit. 

HERE MY HAIR

i told you i'd show you what it looks like. it's been ten years since i cut it all off. you've probably been crying into your cheerios every morning, wondering to yourself WHY HASN'T SHE SHOWN US YET, HOW CAN I START MY DAY OFF THE BALANCED WAY WITHOUT THIS HAIR KNOWLEDGE. well, here it is. and if you eat cheerios, you can go fuck yourself. you and debbie. who are you, anyway? hi mom. 

 so, there it is folks. The Head. me, the model. 

picture of beauty and poise. 

bye

jd

535.

shacked

 bowie has shined his light upon us once again! the gals and i were lucky as sin this weekend. we got to perform in the finale of this year's Trannyshack david bowie tribute night. 

say what? that's exactly fuckin' what. 

photos: emi stanley photography

 some shots from after the show. DIG city. here are some live action shots of the live actions.. shots.

that's peter, ain't he handsome? well, folks. that is brother fuckin' that. it was an incredible honor to be on stage with these fabulous people. the whole experience ranks high on my list of shit that done blew my pants right off me. if a video surfaces, i'll load it on up for you. 

hearts, farts and horseshoes,

j dahl

534.

groupie gals

this here is me and my dear working out our get-ups for the show we'll be in on friday. the show.. what show? brother fuckin Trannyshack David Bowie Tribute Show. you fuckin' dig it?

 blessed be to bowie, i have a tiny apartment full of groupie gear. we played dress up all night long.. and hopefully we've come up with something worthy of a drag show. excuse me while i throw up from excitement...