386.

i got my balls back. did you lose sleep? did i? you know. robots don't sleep. 

i was planning on telling you all about how i let jesus fuck me now, how he makes my pussy cry and leaves bruises on my throat. 

but jesus sees all. and you know how shy and PRIVATE i am, don't you? 

so, instead of talking about that. let us talk about this.

i got a major case of.. the fucked ups.

bro, bra, breh. you know me. i go crazy, i stay healthy. but after this weekend, i'm all kinds of fucked up. my head is dizzy and swimmy. my guts are twisted. i'm all fainty. FUC KIN AYE. heart burn city. i really did myself in and also? i've got an awful throat. it's dry, and tight and my chest is all FUCKED.

fuck this, fuck that. 

tie ya baby up, smack it with a bat. 

praise him. 

 feel like

look like