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 commercial made

infomercial, for the interwebs, for TKB Trading.

uhhhh... this is what i looked like. 

i always feel like such a freak with makeup and hairs done.

this is what i really look like.. you know the drill. three days tired, five days dirty.  anyFUCKINGways. i thought i was going to be doing just some hand modeling. you know? vanna white-ing that shit. nope. full on, brother fucking infomercial. oh, i hand modeled alright. but i also did step by step instructional hub bub. can i get an amen? shit my dick, people. this is legit. and i got sixty smackers. hallelujah.

i'm a professional now, obviously. here are some examples of my excellent skills.

this look i call, I Go Crazy. it's also mouth modeling.

this look, it's called, Praise Him

and this one i call, Enough With All This Stupid Pictures Of Myself Shit I Gotta Go Watch Siousie And The Banshee Videos On Youtube. And Eat. Eat Some Delicious Things.