friday happened. last week. happened for a few days. it was 1015's chinese new year party. yeep. the picture above is rachel and i. on a roof. lounging like lunatics. high as birds on kites. drunk as turds on bikes. you know the deal. then? that's our pee pee. crossed streams. at 9am saturday... when the sun came back up. and the liquors store opened. we traveled out of our manic hotel rooms and hit up the champagne shop. 8 bottles bought. we pissed on the steps of some kind of public service building. in front of the entire world. well, huge pack of the world. lucky fuckers. the gruesome details? no, baby. no gruesome details for you.
the beans shall remain un spilled.
why? because i spent all night thinking about removing The Internet from my life. and the thought of telling you, the whole fucking world YOU, all about my druggie loser lifestyle really gives me.. opposite boner. QUIT GIVING ME FUCKING LIMP DICK.
goodbye forever, for now
jd
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