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audrey turned one hundred and nine

the love of my life, aud. AreOne. forever and for life. she's my creepy crawling kinda gal. shes fucking beautiful on her face.. on the outside. but what really gets me are her gooey sweet insides. she is a smarty, and she is wise. 

 SHE IS CRAZY ASS FUCK. and so am i.

peaches in harmony, rotten wormy harmony. 

ok, friday was audrey's birthday. i took my new dad, Ju. Ju is my new dad. i really need/needed one, so i asked him if he would do it. and he did. and he is. and praise him. ok, so ju and i and a pack of mini grape swishers headed out to santa cruz. our pal jessie came in from la. many things happened. WHAT HAPPENED? i'll tell you. but know this, you read this blog on your own free will (on your own free will? yeah, ON IT) you chose to read the things i say, and if they make you unhappy.. well. GO AWAY.

eh hem. i love everything. i know, you know. but i do. i had an overwhelmingly good time in santa cruz. i ate some powder from a bag. i ate a few powders from a  few bags.. so many I LOVE YOUS. so many song singings. and The Boobs. we all took our boobies out. rubbed them together. and rubbed them some more. it was a blast. man boob. girl boob. boob'n'tude. on and on and on the fun went. four am? six am? eight am? am. i am. oh, there's no real controversy here. i think that disclaimer would have been better saved for a crazier time. or, i guess i could go further in to details. but fuck. fuck off. I HAVE DIAHHREAA, horrible. it's true. it's monday, and my ass organs are hungover from friday. my happy vibes are low low low low low low. and the poop, it flows flows flows flows. hahah!!! i never really "hahah" on here. HAHAHAHAH! and how in the hell do you spell diahhereaa anyway?

this is all i have for now. this is a mess of a post. shit fire, hells bells. oh brother.