459.

i'm a model now, fuck off tyra

 here, im standing on a ladder.. 
trying to get cell phone reception. get it? 
it's called acting, get with it

 this is me, a tiger.

annnnnnd this is me, hello. talking and happy because i get cell phone reception in the elevator. 

this isn't cool. just me. at work. getting PAID suckas. wearing pants, being hella blonde. glowing and reflecting light... you know. i gotta poo, and i don't feel well. so BYE.
hahaha oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah photo cred till your dead: cory