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four six seven - seven I'VE GOT A DIRECT LINE TO HEAVEN 

FUCKED IN THE HEAD

sometime last week i was sick with the coughing. so i stayed home, and then connor shaved fuck into my head. you dig? friday night. where all this begins...julia and hen and i ... and EMILY. the greatest girl alive-ish. we all went to this bar. you know what? there isn't an ounce of care in me for the names of places. they just go in one beer and out the other. so there. 
we went and watched some jazzy band play. 

henry and i switched shoes, cuz we are amazing. 

 

mmmm bass face

we did some cart wheels. they gave julia a hernia. pretty funny... but not funny at all. so we cuddled some. on a bag a beans.

and! i had blue eyebrows on. you know, i go crazy. after our bar and east oakland house party... we went back to west oakland for a birthday party. it was dope. ze dope. a ton of people i never ever see, cuz i'm a dick and i never go to places where fun things happen. just kidding. but i am a dick... mmmmm dick.

that's it folks, that was friday night. WAIT NO! at 4am we went to McD's and i ate a mcgriddle. 

im still shitting.