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i'm a photographer, now

you can tell by all the pictures i take of myself

i know, you are totally impressed. my talents and skills cross oceans of bullshit just to reach you. you, you stranger. so? yesterday my stupidity got the best of me. i took vacation fucking time off work to go to the god damned dmv to re-new my ID. it's been expired since 2009. oh really ? has it? NO. as it turns out, im so fucking stupid, that i somehow managed to NOT realize my ID does not expire until 2012. not only that, but i have TWO OF THEM. un-expired ID's that is. so? how bout that? went all the way to the dmv with my ma, only to find out about the dumb in my brains. 

ok? enough. long story short, we talked to a drunk "putting down a bag of fruit isn't standin' in line, buddy" (that's what i said, god bless america) and left the dmv after looking at a magazine. my ma and i, a bad team i say. both of us ok with not doing the things we are supposed to do. so? we went and got high, ate some pho then rummaged thru literal junk at this place.. i can't remember the name. SHOCKED? i know, me too. then! the most exciting thing happen. i took my ma to bulldog cafe. basically, she was as excited as i thought she'd be. it is a magical place, after all.

then i went home, smoked dope and became a photographer. 

oh, yes. and that little sticker on the back of my phone came from here