wait - you mean i'm NOT fired?
Subject: Dear Boys (and ladies who pee standing up)
Since you probably only sit down to use the restroom when you go Number Two, and that probably only happens once a day (or twice if you are lucky!), you may not know the perils of the SEAT BEING UP.
Yup, that’s what this email is about. The seat being left up.
This isn’t a feminist thing, it’s really just a matter of logistics. See, after a guy goes Number One, he is (I hope) then going to wash his hands, so the fact that he just touched a *nasty toilet seat is moot.
For us girls, when we encounter a seat in the upright and locked position, we have to first touch the offending item, then wash our hands—BEFORE WE EVEN SIT DOWN. That kind of sucks.
As the self appointed representative for the Lovely Ladies of the 7th and 8th floor, I would ask all you Handsome Studs to please leave the seat DOWN when you finish using the ladies rooms.
Personally, I think it is silly that there are gender separated restrooms. If we had it my way, there would be urinals and tampons in ALL of the restrooms. There would also be two toilets in each room, so that we could hold hands while we go.. and we would be lonely no longer whilst we sit upon the pot. But unfortunately for all of us, things aren't my way
Ok? That’s it. I have nothing else to say.. Except you are all special and wonderful people. And it is truly an honor to sit upon the same toilet seats that you sit upon...ass long ass I don’t have to put the seat down first.
*nasty toilet seat – ok, ok. It’s not really all that nasty. The potties are pretty clean and lovely here at Eleven. But still, we don’t want to touch it.
Yup, that’s what this email is about. The seat being left up.
This isn’t a feminist thing, it’s really just a matter of logistics. See, after a guy goes Number One, he is (I hope) then going to wash his hands, so the fact that he just touched a *nasty toilet seat is moot.
For us girls, when we encounter a seat in the upright and locked position, we have to first touch the offending item, then wash our hands—BEFORE WE EVEN SIT DOWN. That kind of sucks.
As the self appointed representative for the Lovely Ladies of the 7th and 8th floor, I would ask all you Handsome Studs to please leave the seat DOWN when you finish using the ladies rooms.
Personally, I think it is silly that there are gender separated restrooms. If we had it my way, there would be urinals and tampons in ALL of the restrooms. There would also be two toilets in each room, so that we could hold hands while we go.. and we would be lonely no longer whilst we sit upon the pot. But unfortunately for all of us, things aren't my way
Ok? That’s it. I have nothing else to say.. Except you are all special and wonderful people. And it is truly an honor to sit upon the same toilet seats that you sit upon...ass long ass I don’t have to put the seat down first.
*nasty toilet seat – ok, ok. It’s not really all that nasty. The potties are pretty clean and lovely here at Eleven. But still, we don’t want to touch it.
i haven't been fired for my stupid smart ass mouth.. yet!
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