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oh no, uh oh. nuuu uhhhh

did i tell you i'm hella gross? if you were not aware, please be now. aware.
so, i'm hella gross. and i have a "rash" between my tatas. yeah i know. it itches like a mother lover.
see how sweet my shirt is? its from The Stalker. oh yes. UPDATE: the key has been returned.
thank the stars, i was truly trippin'.
wanna see my tattoo?

i feel like being naked today. my boss said i can come to work naked it i want to. but, you know. that's a lie.
because i would. next year for halloween, i think i am going to be a flasher. just be naked with a trench coat.
that probably won't wait till halloween. i might have to be a flasher at the next thing i go to.
where is this going, what am i saying? i know YOU are so eat some PIE?

bacon candy. that's it.

oh, and this is my favorite cup to drink coffee and other hot beverages in at work.

HOhoHoHoHOhoHOoohOohoOHHHoO
(here is a recap, i'm yucky, i want naked, i have bacon and HoHoHo)