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 failed attempt at outfit post

i got loaded the other day, then got dressed. i thought i looked like some kind of hippie ass hipster.
so i thought - hey! i'll take pictures of myself and then put them on The Internet. so i did. i stood on the toilet and almost broke my ass. silly city.
how the fuck do these other bloggers take photos of themselves, eh? erin has dani - other hoes have boyfriends. i guess i could ask my roommates.. but that makes me feel like a gay.
i "made" these pants.. by popping a hole into the cap of a water bottle, and filling it up with bleach and water..
and squirtin' it all over thems. got the sweater in la.. and shit who knows about the rest.
anyways, i was finally able to stick my bangs behind my ears.. then...

..i chopped them shits right off. fuck the world, if i had to pin my bangs back with one more fucking booby pin i was finnintah die. face first. Porno Bangs for life son. i fantasied all day about getting the done this weekend.. then went straight home and chopped chop chopped 'em. patience is for pussies.
they are pretty straight across.. and i' like them to be rounder on the sides... longer int he middle.
hoping erin will be able to help me cuz they are pretty short already and i'm scared to cut anymore off myself.
pussy.