555.

buy me some beers, i'll lower your ears.

i know that none of you are real, and i'm just talking to myself through my own fingers over here. well, besides all you germans and turks who google search weird pussy shit and end up oh shitting yourselves. HEY LISTEN, i've decided to stop wasting space and actually do something. so? i'll tell you so. i'm cutting hairs now.. and shaving faces. if anyone of you... invisible people.. want to get cut. tell me. and i'll do. 

  and here are the claws of the week. if you want to get painted. i'll do too. these are a bit messy, but it was my first try and this kind of thing. and by this kind of thing i mean.. using tape. 

goodbyeforever

dahlberg

346.

oh shit

hahahaha LOOK AT THIS. i look like a stoned.. man, man. i got my hairs cut like, three YEARS ago. by a lovely woman name leslie. you should have seen my hair before she cut it... this is when i SWORE that i would never touch my hair again. and i didn't. i grew my shits for years. now, it's a giant ball of mess. want to see?

(hahah man, i look so pervy in that first photo. the other day erin asked me what was wrong with my eyes in all my pictures. i was definitely high the day i got my hair done. i remember. becuase i was too stoned to talk. haha, oh god.)

it's been many a hair cut since then.. the last two of which i have done myself. but now i got block head. so? i'm going to get the hair god to fix me up. she did my hairs before, colored me. now i need a cut, and bad. im so excited to get my curls back. long ass heavy ass hairs. BYE.

282.

my HERRrrrs
saTURDay, i was at my ma's. with ern. we went to a vintage clothing garage sale. and it fucking ROCKED. loved it, bought shit. yum yum. then ern went home to see her ma. and me and my ma farted around.. ate, got manicures and shit. then went back to her house. i went a searchin' thru her shit to find my dad's ashes. i want to put them in something and wear them. i love my pops. and on a serious note, i haven't at all dealt with losing him. nope. not even a speck. so i think im going to start doing that now. how do people do that? i have no idea.. but i know that not having him in my life kills me.. and as im typing this.. i want to scream from my eye balls. annnnnyways... ashes are so gross and cool. it's not ash like from a wood fire. they're hard. solid. with big chunks of bone. and tooth. so.. right? talking about how i havent dealt with his death but JUICED off the ash and bone. i'm crazier than i know. i'm just trying to be more vulnerable. erin told me a while back that it freaks her out sometimes that im not at all.. not even with her. so? as terrible as it makes me feel.. im trying. to. be. vulnerable. uhhhhgggg. ok. back to ME (!?) i was at my ma's digging thru stuff and i found a bottle of red halloween hairspray. i used it. a lot of it. and now? my herr done turned pink. hopefully.. it will wash out.i already washed it twice... i was really enjoying the white on the tips.. and planning on doing a bunch grey. suck a fuck everything. i dont want pink hair. here are some terribly unattractive photos of me, today. at work. with The Hair. 

enjoy, or dont.

yump. and here is my full shavins

and that's a bee. i know, dont look like it right? 
well FUCK you. it is.

 well, HOT DAMN! have you been to little shorts lately?
now? i have to do this. in one week.

272.

last night we did herrr. i shaved my head too much. behind my ear and all. it's too short. like bald short. oh well. shit's made fer a growin' anyways. AND i dyed erin's black. so? oh. and the greatest lady forever and always gave me a steve perry hot date kit last year for christmas. did i cry? a little, inside. we busted it all out last night and put on a ton of blue eyeshadow. hot? yup.

259.

i dyed my arm pit pubes. and im sweating. and the dye is leaking all over my only white dress. and i love it. i shouldnt have worn under pants. so my pubes woulda leaked on the front of it.  

oh well. fuck you.

ever notice i have kind of a tard mouth. 

deeeeeerrrrrrr

HAIR DID

remember when i was squaking about going BLONDER when my bangs grew?

they did. now the most beautiful girl in the world is going to hook me

(for the 2nd time) and i CANT WAIT

im gonna be like so hot.

LURK her

UPDATE ON YA BITCH ASSSSSS
she did it. and it's beautiful

it's perfect. she is amazing. 

oh yeah. then i shaved my head.  
cuz ern gave me her pubes buzzer. why have a buzzer if aint gonna shave?
god, im a loser. 
anyways.. it's take me SO long to show you my new herrrr 
cuz i couldnt get a good pic of it. so fuck it hey fuck it! 
i just snapped these on my lap top and covered up my mug with these things. 
ok, that's it goodbye. 

250.

ain't nothn' here

but piss and beer

just kidding. there's no piss or beer here. unless they are particles. stuck to my pants. or... sweaaaaaater. i painted my nails last night. NAILS DID. i went to crazy on the brains last weekend so i've been keepin it super chill this week. cleaning :( painting :( i found the DMT roach in my living room and smoked it. sat i my bed for 40 minutes and starred at nothing.. then decided i'd better do my fings.

 got my bangers out. kind or straightened my hair last night... gave up. who cares. blah blah. i've got nothing really over here. just sitting at the work place. still tired. still fried. when does the party ever end? and if it did.. what would i do then? shit. damn. i worked on a song with dan two days ago. it went really well.. so he says. it's hard to tell. im not sure if he actually thinks i'm good, or if he just wants me. but then... how does anyone know anything ever? i dont know. 

or care. quit thinking. STOP IT. 

goodbye

236.

i tried to join the armpit club

but, shit don't photogrpah. it's blonde, duh. and barely exists. 

i stopped shaving, why? i'll tell you why. 
my old house mate colls told me the worst thing i could possibly do to myself was to stop shaving my pitts. 

said i'd never get laid (TRUTH) 

so i told errrrrn what he said. and she told me i didnt have the guts.

fuck them.

i quit. and poor me. i can hardly grow a hair.

i tried all the damn settings and nothing. fuck everything

you know what else everyone. i'm gonna get laid. with a dick.

226.

RIP porno bangs

hello new favorite things

best porno bangs i ever did have - peace and grease you pains in my asshole

THAT is my favorite new armor. OTHER THAT is my favorite new shirt. paid $2 for it - selling for $75 on ebay. suck my dick universe.

198.

i done deeeed it

you don't know this, because i haven't blogged it. 

but that doesn't mean it didnt happen.

i've been dying my herrrs. waaaay back when i was dying my jungle love purps 

i started dying my hair too - Mystic Heather 

sorta recently i found a free bag of hair dye

and i put some turquiose in my herrr. and it won't fade!!!!

anyways, it doesnt photograph too well cuz it's so light. 

BYE

189.

HAIR

oh, it's been a long long time. 

i think i am finally ready to start DIEing.
when theses here porno bangs are hippie bangs, i may got BLONDEr

i love this movie, and i love this song

188.

i lost it

my make up bag. it will be returned. till then.. i'm all fug natural. 

summertime. now my hais dires in 5 minutes.. instead of 5 hours.

i'm at work. and i here, i have some hair goop samples.

i used it. and it sucks. 

.. supposed to go on wet hair but fuck it. 

and fuck you too. 

146.

 failed attempt at outfit post

i got loaded the other day, then got dressed. i thought i looked like some kind of hippie ass hipster.
so i thought - hey! i'll take pictures of myself and then put them on The Internet. so i did. i stood on the toilet and almost broke my ass. silly city.
how the fuck do these other bloggers take photos of themselves, eh? erin has dani - other hoes have boyfriends. i guess i could ask my roommates.. but that makes me feel like a gay.
i "made" these pants.. by popping a hole into the cap of a water bottle, and filling it up with bleach and water..
and squirtin' it all over thems. got the sweater in la.. and shit who knows about the rest.
anyways, i was finally able to stick my bangs behind my ears.. then...

..i chopped them shits right off. fuck the world, if i had to pin my bangs back with one more fucking booby pin i was finnintah die. face first. Porno Bangs for life son. i fantasied all day about getting the done this weekend.. then went straight home and chopped chop chopped 'em. patience is for pussies.
they are pretty straight across.. and i' like them to be rounder on the sides... longer int he middle.
hoping erin will be able to help me cuz they are pretty short already and i'm scared to cut anymore off myself.
pussy.