Thursday

144.

Ma

went to my ma's to do some laundry last night. this not was on the table. it says--

oops! look what i found in my pocket, sorry ( the lighter, the bitch is ALWAYS stealing lighters)
there's some delish humus in the refer and some chips on the counter.
Help yourself!!
(gum) for after the hummus

hilarious and amazing - as usual.

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