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i took my bro ham sam to see die antwoord friday night. 
before we left, we ate acid cookies and drank in a fan. with tori. 

then i made some t-shirt hipster take our picture while we stood in line. CHEEZUS.

i only snapped two pictures of them, and shot this VID. i was busy thrashing about and losing my mind. it was a great great show. amazing and so much fun. 

as soon as they hit the stage, i started bleeding. menstruation dripped down my leg. dig it? it was great. me, covered in my lady blood while ninja rapped about fucking on the period. YUMMMM.

sam had a blast, pssshhht we were blasted. i yelled at some idiot kid from pandora. all he wanted to talk about was if they were "real" or not. fucking idiot. then he asked me is yolandi was pregnant with ninja's baby. HEY YOU STUPID FUCK. how about you do your job and do some research before you go out and see the band. idiot. how do dumb fucks like that get such an important job. idiots. shit. OH SHIT. anyways. we waited for them to come out of the independent with a huge group of goths. BAH HAH! they did, and i yelled at them. COME TO OAKLAND. OAKLAND. hahah. goodness.

then we hopped in a cab and went to ern's.

first, we stopped in a bush.

oh man. it was a great show. at one point, this chick i was standing behind says to her boyfriend "between her (nods at me ) and that fat guy, it sure stinks in here" greatness. then! i went to wipe my face off with the bottom of my cut off tank.. and did. and when i looked down my tit was hanging out of my bra. i look over, and these two creeps are looking at me like a steak on plate. so i BLLLAAHAHHHHHHAGAAGGGAGAED in their faces and went back to thrashing. 
ha ha. fuck the world.