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i took my bro ham sam to see die antwoord friday night. 
before we left, we ate acid cookies and drank in a fan. with tori. 

then i made some t-shirt hipster take our picture while we stood in line. CHEEZUS.

i only snapped two pictures of them, and shot this VID. i was busy thrashing about and losing my mind. it was a great great show. amazing and so much fun. 

as soon as they hit the stage, i started bleeding. menstruation dripped down my leg. dig it? it was great. me, covered in my lady blood while ninja rapped about fucking on the period. YUMMMM.

sam had a blast, pssshhht we were blasted. i yelled at some idiot kid from pandora. all he wanted to talk about was if they were "real" or not. fucking idiot. then he asked me is yolandi was pregnant with ninja's baby. HEY YOU STUPID FUCK. how about you do your job and do some research before you go out and see the band. idiot. how do dumb fucks like that get such an important job. idiots. shit. OH SHIT. anyways. we waited for them to come out of the independent with a huge group of goths. BAH HAH! they did, and i yelled at them. COME TO OAKLAND. OAKLAND. hahah. goodness.

then we hopped in a cab and went to ern's.

first, we stopped in a bush.

oh man. it was a great show. at one point, this chick i was standing behind says to her boyfriend "between her (nods at me ) and that fat guy, it sure stinks in here" greatness. then! i went to wipe my face off with the bottom of my cut off tank.. and did. and when i looked down my tit was hanging out of my bra. i look over, and these two creeps are looking at me like a steak on plate. so i BLLLAAHAHHHHHHAGAAGGGAGAED in their faces and went back to thrashing. 
ha ha. fuck the world.

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SHIT!

what's the BIG fucking deal? i'm the big fucking deal.

$0$ came out.. today? i bought it, duh. and shit my dick... my favorite (yeah right) fucking song isnt on it!! FANCY!! what the? damn. crap. why? why not?! damn it. i hope they play it ON FRIDAY. cuz that's when im gonna see 'em. im tryin to take my brother, brother love sampson simpson. but big bad sam hasn't returned my calls.. pussy fagger. he better call me back or im gonna have to take someone else to the show. i hate going to shows with people. cuz yuck! they want to dance. or they get tired. or you have to hold their purse while the go take a shit. NO i say. NO. i only like erin. and my brother. he's the best. he knows how to party. erin hates die antwoord, hahaha DUH!!!!! so no. no, not her. then who? he better call me back.. shit. FANCY!

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EVIL BOY (official) from Die Antwoord on Vimeo.

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STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S PIEL from Die Antwoord on Vimeo.

DIE ANTWOORD

Die Antwoord at The Rickshaw Stop

blew my dick off

went to the DIE ANTWOORD how on friday night. alone. 

because my friends are losers, or i am a friendless loser. either way, it was insane.

doors opened at 9, i got there at 8:30 and found out they would play at 11:45.. 

shit my dick.

so i cut and got a pint of jameson and proceeded to bush drink on a stoop.

party city. two dudes pooped up with two cases of PBR each. so we shared.. drinks and stories. then i started yelling at strangers.. decided that meant i was drunk enough and went to the show. because i am scary, out of control and the most amazing thing that ever lived... i had more fun than anyone in the world ever forever and always. as i was loner drinking with two loner dudes i found, i glanced behind me and saw a man unfolding tin foil. you know what that means... i stuck my hand out and received a beautiful surprise...i enjoyed it.. and proceeded to stomp on my balls. the second they came on stage i moshed my ass front and center. threw my hands up in the air and thrashed and got thrashed like never have before.

it was the most fun i have had.

they were absolutely insane. fucking perfect. fucking on. fucking in.

every song was perfect,  Ninja. insane. little Yolandi is the tiniest thing i've ever seen. i couldn't see her over peoples heads.. and i was right up front. her voice sounds like that in real life too.. and im pretty sure they kissed on stage.. meeow.

the brutal short of it is i had more fun than i've ever fucking had - and they were the best show BY FAR that i have ever fucking seen.

this video is perfect - so rocky and shaky. i brought my camera only to find it was dead. fuck shit. i wouldn't have been able to use it anyways. my head was in my brain and shit was too crazy to hold onto anything. i touched ninja's head. 

now, i shall die.. goodbye

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oh god. DIE ANTWOORD.

seeing them play The Ricksahw Stop on 7/16 - shit hole that ANY band can play in

it's going to be AMAZING! i can't believe they are playing there. 

tickets went on sale last week at 12pm - at 12:08pm they were old the fuck out.

SUCK MY DICK I GOT MINES!!!!!

then, the very next day, i be a seein' em in LA

with Sleigh Bells.

yummmmm

DIE ANTWOORD

i've had a boner for two weeks

LISTEN TO THEM 
and it's driving me outta my head. i'm fucking obsessed with Die Antwoord. my ears have been trying to bust nuts for two weeks! i just can't get enough of this shit. i found them on the interwebs - saw their picture, shat a house, then looked them up on youtube. now, i can't listen to anything else, watch anything else, or please myself to anything else. their album comes out soon.. i dont know when. they are playing in LA soon, i might take my fat ass dwon there for it. yes. that is how fucking SRPUNG i am on their shit. 

 obviously, i am in love with Yolandi  
look at her, and she puts her butt on stuff.