TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY AND I’M TURNING TWENTYFOURHUNDRED YEARS OLD. and i’m going to turn my entire living room into a fort. and people will come. and we will drink GREY GOOSE (becuase my boss just gifted me a fifth) and we will have gin and champagne. and if i have my way then we WILL CUDDLE AND ROLL UPON THE FLOOR. and then we will creep into the night, and creep into the bars and CREEP AWAY OUR LIVES BECAUSE I’M TH————IS CLOSE TO BEING OLD!!!
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