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tumblr is the new black

i've been shitting all over the internet thru blogspot for almost two years. yeah? two years about. ok, maybe one? fuck. who knows, who cares? anyways. i've been shitting over here for a hot one and decided to try my luck ON THE DARK SIDE. i done good, ya'll. people are shitting their dicks over my tumblr. but here is where my heart is. you know this. here. the place where no one reads what i say. where i post disgusting photos of my boo-boo's my coochie and dive deep DEEP into the gruesome details of.. everything. 

THE TRUTH? i often fantasize about deleting all my internet ties. to BE FREE from the world wide web. sometimes, i have this gnawing brutal pain in my insides. it's The Internet Pain. sucking my soul out thru my belly button. and to benefit who? am i any wiser or HOTTER becuase of The Internet? i don't think so. 

at least i can't tell. 

ARE YOU ANY BETTER? does seeing picture of my pubic hairs somehow enlighten you? i didn't think so. so? then what the fuck am i doing? i'm wasting my life working a stupid fucking job, rotting my brains and slowly growing the world's largest ass. THE SITTING. the sitting is making my ass huge. i'd use more personality and brains being a brother fucking bus driver.

that's right. a brother fucker. 

anyways. i got a sweet ass tank from BLOOD IS THE NEW BLACK.

   ok? that's all for now. you can thank your god that i'm too lazy for suicide

goodbye forever,

jillian dahhling