567.

five six seven gettin' throat cancer suckin' all the dicks in heaven

shit, give me a moment to get back into the swing of things. OK?

here's my ass:

 remember that whole BOWIE BAND thing? it's real. and it's still goin' strong. we played a mASSive show a few weeks back. i'm still flyin' high. here are some snaps of pic for you to enjoy while i figure out how to entertain you. xo

uncle sally and her legs

the boys in the band

(all the above photos are by the very talented emi stanley, 

YOU GO CHECK  HER OUT!)

here's something odd for you to chew on.

when i was a kid, i thought that all the poop that hung out inside your body hung out inside your butt cheeks. i was a brilliant child. so? so logically, if you pooped, your butt cheeks would deflate.

this is what i thought.

and now that i'm old, i know better. and i say PRAISE HIM!

if our butt cheeks flattened out like a sat on whoopie cushion every time we dropped a deuce... well? just where would we be?

nowhere. that's where. 

here are some more photos

this time by dodgy rock'n'roll photography

 the diamond dolls

oh we! we have such a good time. 

goodbye forever

j

546.

five forty six go suck some dicks

here are some shots from our last show at Broadway Studios

photos by deadweight photography

i really like that bottom one. lookin' like a drag queen. with my trunk legs, booze hand and Heklina face. 

The First Church of the Sacredsilversexual

like us, love us. come our shows and blow with us.

539.

i've played two bowie shows since i've checked in last. 
untwist ya pants, alright?

 these pups are from are from our show at the uptown. 

and after. 

no photos yet from our most recent show at broadway studios. but here is a vidddeeeya. we had strippers and a child at this gig. booya bowie. oh! and!!! we also had ourselves an endorsement from david bowie's official facebook page. aw bitch.

 you can read the glowing endorsement and creepy fan comments here!

that's all on the bowie front, for now. taking some time off to work on another drag show... and to, you know. get laid and shit.