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a food post

i just went flipping thru the blogs before and after mine.. not really sure how that works.. anyways all i found were creepy christian moms and food blogs. since i am not a mommy, nor am i a christian (creepy? you know it) i decided i would do a food post. and since i am what some people would call a "lazy asshole" and slightly anorexic ( i don't eat food, just drink booze) am going to steal pictures of the kind of foods i eat regularly and show them to you. here. and if hadn't told you that the pictures weren't actually mine, you probably never would have known.

this is where i get the food - the Grocery Outlet. i could afford to shop at a regular store.. maybe. but the more money you spend on food the less you get to spend on costumes, booze and drugs. remember, all i do is drop acid and fart.. and drink alcohol.

the biggest staple in my diet is refried beans. my last meal would be refried beans with cheese and corn. in a bowl.

i always have to buy frozen or canned foods.. otherwise it would all go rotten before i ate it.
the perils of living outside of your home..

bacon is huge. and if i can get it on a pair of boobs. even better.

mexican shredded cheese. staple

the last time i went shopping, these were .99 each. and i like soup

tap. goes on everything. everything.

i eat scrambled eggs like it's going out of style. which it is. in fact. it's gone. gone out of style.

fish tacos - for the lesbian inside me.

dolmas. i'm obsessed.

i eat breakfast burritos for breakfast, lunch and dinner. uhh. mostly breakfast and dinner.

don't get me wrong now. i do truly love to eat. but damn. whats with all the damn food blogs?
i don't feel so lame anymore. at least my blog is funnnnny... or uhm entertaining.. right?
sally?

oh. the most important thing.
babies and beer.