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i tried to join the armpit club

but, shit don't photogrpah. it's blonde, duh. and barely exists. 

i stopped shaving, why? i'll tell you why. 
my old house mate colls told me the worst thing i could possibly do to myself was to stop shaving my pitts. 

said i'd never get laid (TRUTH) 

so i told errrrrn what he said. and she told me i didnt have the guts.

fuck them.

i quit. and poor me. i can hardly grow a hair.

i tried all the damn settings and nothing. fuck everything

you know what else everyone. i'm gonna get laid. with a dick.