268.

it's just you and me... and my three friends. BRING THREE FRIENDS.

we ate bad sushi. we drank bottomless sake.

then! we went looking for men. and found some. erin did. then i busted in and 

told them to fuck off.

COCK BLOCK

i got in bog trouble. big, big trouble. worth it.

we also tried to convinve a drug dealer that he could make more money.. selling coke off of nipples.

or something like that. i dont know. we didnt change his mind.

the idiot.

then! we cuddled. cuz i scared the men away.

hey boys, let's do it. 

let's do it while i watch netflix.