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Erwin is the light of my life. i enjoy every second we are together.. and dream of her big boobies when we are apart.

we love eachother so much. we talked about it last night. OH GOD. last night was amazing. we went to delirium, duh. our favorite bar. 60's night like whaaaaa. we got a beer. and drank it. then went looking for shoes. cuz my foot was hurt. we didnt find any. but we did run into the handsome man who sells empanadas. he is the hottest dude on earth, and hes in love with me. but he's married so no fucking way. never. nope. but i still like to gaze at him. i got tights and pasties. then we bought a 40 - hey! i bought a 40. and went my our friend margot's house. she wasnt home.. so we hung with her hubby and i rubbed her cat on my face. it made my eye hurt. so i walked around with an eye closed for way too long. back to delirium. i had some shots and beers and we met some people it was great and fun. then! the hot bartender came in and i fell in love. i always do. every time he's there i try and hit on him. but im such a drunk. i fuck everything up. this time i didnt tho. did something right cuz when his shift was over he came to say goodbye to us. then erin, light of my life told him i was in love with him. and i said "just a little bit". we danced and danced and danced. AND THEN my highs school friend showed up!! great! amazing! it was great to catch up and see her! yaaay. then!!!!!!!!!!! the bartender came back.. i was plastered. i thought i was sober.. till i woke up this morning. shit. anyways we chopped it up for.. forever. then he hailed me a cab. and i walked away and said BYE. and hes said.. wait what's your names. i told him. his is nick. i should have stuck my finger up his butt and gave him my number. but i didnt. oh well. i'll be back. blah blah blah.  ERIN GOT LAID YAAAAAAAY. about a hundred other magnificent things happend but who cares. i just tol you all the great - oh yeah. i also wrote the DJ a REALLY creepy letter on a napkin and gave it to him. we're facebook friends. and i also took my shoes off and was shoeless in a bar. 

here are some pictures of me. i was sweaty and drunk and my hair was up and i took it down so i didnt want to be in any pictures. but here are some anyway. remember? at oh shit, we show you the good bad ugly AND sweaty. oh, and im not going to re-read this and check for mistakes. suck toes. 

oh, and if you know nick from delirium. tell him to contact me.. on missed connections 

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