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wedding crashers

more like.. wedding fitter inners

my cousin kyle and his WOMAN dylanna got hitched on saturday. it was lovely, and sweet. made me want to BARF ON MY FEET.  it was... lovely. did i say that already? shit. but it was. it's nice... refreshing to see... oh god. how do i say this without looking like a douche ass butt plug? no way. who cares anyways, this blog could be called Oh Douche. so? ok. it was nice to be normal. you know? clean face, washed hairs.. makeup. dress. dinners, lunch.. breakfast too. no pains. nothing to miss.. just family. good times. wholesome. REAL. what is real? are my grime times fake? hard times lame? no.. i don't think so. i just.. it is like... nice. to be normal. i like it. im obsessed. 

let's take out the trash.... dad.

anyfuckingways. me and my bro ham and my ma blew thru a huge bag of weed. danced. made sweat. went swimming. badda bing? do you guys even read the words? i wonder... i don't read a lot of yours. too many. too much. not enough dicks and fucks. i'm going back. YOU HEAR ME? back to the days of gory de tail. detail. dee tail. you know. the good the bad the ugly. my balls are fucking full. and they haven't been emptied in months. get ya rain coats ready, brother fucks. i'm going to let lose in ten... nine.. 8...