490.

oh, my vagina

my super hot vagina

 hot rot vag-time

i just got so much pleasure after clicking x-large on this photo. XXXL vagina. hi, ok. so? i dye my pubes.. been done. did it. started a little over a year ago. or two? i can never tell. anyways. this is what it looks like while it's happening. first, i bleach my pubis with regular hair bleach. i have like, white hair anyways so it only takes about 5 minutes till it's bleached ass fuck. THEN i just put on some dye. any kind. all kinds. this is some kind of fire orange.  ok? so.. i leave the dye on for as long as i can stand. this time i think it was about.. two episodes of curb your enthusiasm. yep, two. then i just popped on in the shower, washed him up and conditioned him real good. ta-duh.

 ok, so there you have it! three XL pictures of my XXXXL vagina. i hope you enjoy them and i REALLY hope you give the pube dye a try. i love doing this more than anything.. and i bet a dollar you would too! 

"my vagina on The Internet" is really catching on. my friends in real life even know about all my internet vagina shots. hey, listen. i love it. i love putting photos of my vagina in places. i have a very, very nice vagina. it's true. and i love him. just the other day.. someone was talking about my vagina while we were hanging out and CONNOR. oh yes, connor! mentioned that all you have to do to see my snatch is go online. well, folks. i just had no idea he knew that. HE DOES. yaaay, connor. then a few more just the other days ago.. my coworker said he finds looking at my tumblr funny.. cuz you just scroll thru and then BOOM there's my puss-puss. 

oh life. i do love you so.