Tuesday

497.

these are my feet. "zombie nordic feet" as good dan calls them. i'm a dirty lady. everyone know. and me too. i know, i mean. is what i'm saying. what i'm trying to get at here is that i have a major lack of fucks for personal hygiene. today is tuesday. the last time i showered was thursday. today. i smell of beer. and why? oh i'll tell you. ju and hen tried to tag team me so i slapped julian in the face and then was going for henry and in some way... a glass of beer was poured on my head. so here i am. feeling like a billion, looking like uhhhh shit.

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