501.

last weekend i wore one outfit 

and got drunk for three days on one couch

 this is my new sweet ass levis jacket i got at the alameda flea market. i was trying ot get a good snap of the sweet patches (and my sweet ass) but it didn't got over all that well. ok? yeah, ok. you'll see some other time. it's my new favorite thing.

 i practiced some real good duck facing. 

professional duck mouth drunk mouth.

and here's something you don't see too often here. here at oh shit. it's my vagina. in clothes. 

CAMEL TOE, hoe.  proud to rock the CT.

 oh yeah. and i got a new pipe. there's a SKULL on it. and i practiced looking in two places at once. i'm actually kinda good at it.