509.

opinions are like assholes, 

you're an asshole.

no one likes my bleached eyebrows. i love them. suck my vagina, assholes.

suck my vagina's asshole.

i mean, shit. what's the big deal anyhow. 

c'mon! i look like a beautiful drunk alien. 

well? i'll tell you well. you'd think out of all the out of it shit i do. the stupid clothes i wear, my big fat ass... out of all those things my g'damn eyebrows have gotten the most attention.

well shit fire and a hot damn. i'll be bleaching this brother fuckers for ass long ass i damn well please.