WHAT THE FUCK IS BLOG?

hi. remember ME? i don't. 

so, it's been about 500 HUNDRED YEARS, haznit?

i thought i was done a bloggin', but today proved to be particularly boring and i'm choking on "gotta get home and make this fucking costume... oh shit where are my gloves" anxiety.

this is what i look like, now. not The Literal Now. but sometime last week. i've since chopped my hair and dropped a keystone light. 

so? so what the fucks the haps?! 

i've been up to all kinds of no good.. and if this boredom lasts i'll blast you with photos of all my bullshit this past year. year? FIVE HUNDRED YEARS!

i hope YOU, you stranger of the night, you looker of the screen... i hope you have been well. i've been good bad and... all over the place. i'll tell you all about it. maybe. probably. oh who. WHO AM I KIDDING. i'm going to do it all.

right

about 

now