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hipstaFAGGOT

this is ME today. yup. my coworker just got hipstamatic.

i wear this shirt and sweater together to work like once a week. 

fuck your life FASHION!

i haven't washed my face since saturday morning.. so?

fuck your life HYGIENE.

(just kidding, unless you want to be a stinkwad ring worm leader like me, i suggest bathing regularly 

..and masturbating obsessively)

this guy at work left his name tag blank...

so i filled it in for him. 

i'm such a dick, i love myself. i hope this doesn't piss him off..

unless it does. and he tells on me and i get FIRED!

and get like, cashed the FUCK out.

this guy, the fist time i met him...we were all out for drinks. and i stood up and announced to that table that i was going home to get high and masturbate.

j. dahhling, KING of first impressions.