382.

filler for the win

one day, they will fire me. come in high, leave drunk.

fuck ya telephones, fuck ya life, office job? nope.

got my antler on today, and i got myself a new hair do. yawning yet? usually, i sit here and take about a thousands pictures of myself till i find one with good light that makes me look hotter than i do in real life. nope. not today. i just want to show you my beautiful hairs. also, here are two examples of thoughts from my brain.

(sees dirty string on floor) Dirty String Fetish, i'm going to take this string into the bathroom and rub my vagina all over it. then put it right back onto the floor where i found it. then maybe the next guy will...

if i had tiny little brains inside the tips of every fingers... would they talk inside my head? or would they just be talking inside my fingers? and how would i hear that, would they be talking to themselves, or me? i need finger mouths. ten of them.