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only a little, and just because i feel like sneak. but, fuck it. those pictures i talked about down there? the ones i thought i'd never see? i got them. through sneaking. whatever. well.. no. i feel little gross. here is why. this girl and i were BEEEFFFFFFFSSS. matching tattoo beffs. then we weren't. the details of this "falling out" i will not discuss. for blood pressures sake. anyways, it came to the point where she un-friended me on facebook. bwaah ah ha hah. so? in retaliation i deleted/untagged all the fb photos i had of... her.... wakk wakkkk wakkk.   myspace status. i did that. and i feel like a turd about it. but i was pissed. you know? you keep up appearances for the sake of those around you. you're nice. you chat. you keep shit civil so that those between you dont feel the blunt grunt of it all. anyways. i really wanted to stop being friends, so it was really ... you know? no big deal. but so, mouth full over. i feel like a dick about it because i deleted so many of her pictures.. and now im stealing some that she took. but you KNOW WHAT? she shouldnt have taken my picture.  and so? here they are. thanks to a great and great and dear and near friend of mine who i have from day one, adored. thanks babe.

 rough waters

 hey. who THE FUCK is that guy? get off my ass.. CREEP

 i was flipping them off, i though my friend dedicated my song to his sister. the bitch. so i got everyone to flip them off and yell. i'm amazing... then it turns out they didnt. and  i was wasted.

 the straight ups, check them out.. i guess

 thats my tongue. in his armpit. i love him more than anything.

 this is Ty, homie homes. and im not just saying that cuz he's black 
also, i'm a gem, arent i? 

254.

fuck a weekend

yeah, bitch. i said it. FUCK your saturday

and fuck your sunday too. 

i sat on my big fat ass all day sunday. 

snapped snaps with my hipstamatic. gay barf shit fart.

i woke up, put on a sweater. sweated. watch movies and smoked my brains.

did i show you my nails yet? i dont know. im not going to look. 

see it again if you already saw it.

on friday, i saw The Straight Ups play. juan got called on stage. it was great. 

went back to my house.. and oh YEAH!

i have to upload pictures.. moment please.

231.

this is what happens

when you're the coolest.

look at how beautiful i am. gorgeous. stunningly so.

me and my friend connor. and my snaggle tooth. forever.

he took his shoes off to dance with her. the bitch. said i was wearing hot pants.

and then she tried to talk shit to erin and i pushed her. fat fuck.

shit dick.

211.

some band played, 

erin and i looked great.

what else is new?

i hate dan guardado.

on a better and more beautiful lovely love note. i love erin. and we had fun playing in an alley. 
and we are the best thing about everywhere we go.

suck a fuck.

94.

another weekend's story

from this weekend. this here is friday night. it was a doozie. started eating brownies with d. ended pissing and screaming and being "..kind of a fucking bitch"
for the record. this was a no makeup-few days dirty kinda look here. me at my lezzy best..

here at oh shit. we show you the good the bad and the ugly. arm fat included.

me and my favorite Ju. see how handsome he is? ladies - i'll hook you up!

tongue straw. straight up.

this is my ex-boyfriend. he's hot. and i hate him.

DanJu has been my bff for years. some times, i fantasize about murdering them. but mostly i just fantasize about marrying them both. and having one of those two husband one wife marriages. that way, i can have the latin children my hips were created to birth. the the ginger babies that i so greatly deserve.
a girl can dream, can't she?