278.

me and mama. a great, great friend. i adore her.

last year, errrrrrrn and rose and i camped with margot. she saved my life. no really. i only ate three times last year. once, rose cooked some top ramen. the other two times, mama margot made me a sandwich and some steak. i was fulla DICK all week.. and tho my appetites were satisfied. i'da surely died without her.

she has been a great friend to me, and has shared her wisdom and pickles.

and i LOVE her!

277.

steen, ME, grebe and jodie

i've got major hearts and farts for steen. huge ones. biggest ones. she's so salty, so tastey.. want to make the interracial baby.

267.

i was dead here

some more

265.

i wen to burning man. and found out my camera was broken. dumb.

so, here are some shots captured by others.

hopefully..some pics of me looking cute, and hot and great show up soon.

cuz, i did. i swear to god. i looked great. nose chain and dreads. 

suck  my ass

i love the picture of me holding the champagne in my hand up there. all disgruntled and pissed. while everyone is dancing and posing for pictures. im the best.

262.

hahah woop. im excited. i havent been farting about it over here. cuz im not over prepared. im not going crazy over clothes. or you know. anything. but im excited. butterflies are buzzing. im going to paint my mouth like this. 

bweeep bweeeep

my little tiny will be there, i havent seen her in about two years. 

ok. i have to stop. because my pussy is exploding.

244.

ElectroPi

that happened too. it was a great party. no for serious. 

even if it wasn't mine, i'da loved it.

some dope ass DJ's played. my favorite, SMASHLEY.

she fucking killed it. killed it in it's gurpin' ass face.

the BEST boys in the whole world came over and paint up my walls. 
i love them the most. and hopefully 
if it wasnt a shroom induced dream, joey's gonna paint my room!

   keepin it creepy. FOR LIFE AND AFTER.

 dig my belt? i do. you idiot, you'd better too.

i woke up at 8am saturday. so fucking fucked up. bad bad news. it's a rare rare occasion that i am too hungover. i was. believe it. i passed back out and woke up at 12. moved two (or three?) giant fucking domes all by myself. cleared out, cleaned up, moved around and set up a party all on my lonesome. well, i wasn't lonely. but i was alone. people who were suppoesed to come over didnt show. no one showed up when they said they would.. and at 9pm when the party started. we were just starting to dump ice into buckets for beer AND STILL HAD NO CHASER. rough fucking start. 

but after all that and after all the hot babes and buff dudes showed up. shit went up down and around and blew the fuck off.

a bunch of my coworkers showed up, which i LOVED. it was great to see them! i got tagged up, drunked up, broke a fight up and loved up. 

i love to party.

if'n you came.. i love you too.  

gross. my landlord says if i have another party like that we are evicted.
the bitch.
so, i hope you made it to ElectroPi!! 

239.

come to my pants party

228.

a day in the sun

and i didn't singe my assle

these two hot dicks.. i mean chicks are Amanda and Audrey. the blast my panties right off me. they came by the warehouse on friday night, we partied. a good sluttily dressed party. they came over to work on some paintings for our burning man fundraiser in two weeks. they created beautiful art, while i farted, drank and blew myself into oblivion. (eh hem. i painted THE SHIT out of some other shit, but it wasn't creative or beautiful)

this is lucas. he is lucky enough to live next door to ME.

the poor unfortunate soul. 

he came over, and we came downstairs.. in our hoe gear. well, aud and amanda looked sexy and great. i wore hot pants two sizes too small and tied up  my shirt so my gut hung over. obviously, the gut was tucked for these photos. but fear not. there will be more more more photos. more than you will want to see. 

 sorta like this

109.

horny

these are insane. i'm going to die. any second now.... nope. guess not. they are killer tho, aren't they?
i'm getting one, the black on black one. now - suck toes you hoes. if'n you buy it before i do, someone really will die.
this chick and her creations come out of Oakland, California. say it with me, OAAAAAAKLAAAAND.
maybe i'll show her this little write up, maybe she will be my friend.

Two Weevils by ChaosDoll

27.

some more of the MAN

a few more shot from burning man this year. rose captured them on a disposable camera. nice
my hair looks like hot fucking shit in the first and 2nd to last pictures - dreds baby. looked good. felt itchy
this last pic is me and That Boy. isn't it the sweetest picture you've ever seen.
doesn't it make you want puke your guts out? it makes me want to pull my balls out and step all over them.
i would like to go back to BRC now. i would like to be drunk all day and night all day and night
i would like to put drugs on my tongue and stomp on everyone's balls.
i guess halloween at a nudist colony will have to do till then.

16.

how do you GET money?

when you have No money?

i spent all my scrill on shoes that i haven't even gotten yet and concert tickets

ass gas and grass too.. not to mention the booze.

spent another night in san fransucko
smell like pepper and penis
HEEEEEY

i HAVE to get this dress from American Apparel
for sf's Decompression party

i will be PedoPhilia, and a pedophile i will be

it was my ma's idea - way to be a perv ma

i'm in love with the nakedness of these AA items

want it love it need want it have it

the makeup will go a little something like this
and there will be a giant lollipop involved
as well as young children
doing inappropriate things
inappropriately.

just kidding mommies and daddies

clown robbed from Matt Hoyle

15.

Lovefessssst

i went to Lovelution (sf) this year
crackin'
i am in a BART commercial from last year in my lovefessst get up
next weekend it's Decompression (BURNING MAN)
i'm going to be PedoPhelia. hot.

bow by errrrrrn