Showing posts with label ebay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ebay. Show all posts

Wednesday

403.

aye, you. yeah you. what are you thoughts on 80's crotch? do you dig?? does it give you BONER or does it leave you flacid? i'm thinkin' a bringin it back. i've rocked the 80's crotch many a time. but gosh dang it, i want to KNOW. how does it make you FEEl?
fuck thoughts, i'm buying this.

397.


oh, the things you will find on The Internet
creep on this guy, and his masks. he goes crazy.

371.

just bought these two puppies on eeeeebs. REASONABLY PRICED! even thought i am bone broke. living in the cashless forest. who cares. cuz im a finnnnah get these too. 

lacey bell bottom pants, my ass gon be like BADAAAMN. and two delicious r. crumb illustrated bukowski's. it's two thousand and eleven. my brains have been asleep for years and it's bout time i turned them back on. For Good. what does that even mean, you say? it means FUCK NOISE. i'm finnah look good, be smart, and amazing. suck my dick universe.

367.


you can BUY me this ring.. 
and i'll put my butt on your face for free.

Monday

284.


i want this. it would be amazing on my giant amazon body. but no, FUCK NO!
i will not be paying over 80 fer it. 
but YOU can, sucker. 

233.

sister, sister



i will have that black dress. yes i will. 
fuck you guys.
and this purple thing, kills the world. 
but i will not have it.

Tuesday

Monday

108.

fur fuck's sake


how creepy/amazing/fantASStic/sexually pleasing is this stole? i'm gonna have it. gonna make it mine.
it will do things to me and for me that no other stole could. watch out mother fuckers.

this stole, is equally fatASStic but ten points less creepy. it's too expensive for me, so go ahead hoes. have at it.
you have to BID TO WIN

Friday

Tuesday

63.

look what i'm getting!



and this is what i want.....




normally i would let you know all about where i'm finding this shizz.. but you see. i've already won the top three.. and i'm fittintah win the bottom three. so why would i tell you where yo find them?
fucking ebay dude.

Monday

41.

weekend experience

i was supposed to go to a Maze Rave in Half Moon Bay - hometown what what. it got moved to Santa Cruz
so i got all stoked about seeing erin and connor and friends. then it got moved to san fransucko
so i decided not to go at all. fuck it. i went to santa cruz to shmooze and booze with my favorite people.
we smoked marijuana - but not from these. connor just had bags of blunts everywhere
we drank some beers
i took pictures of the awesome pictures of greg from their refrigerator. pimpin'
i think i am going to submit this to sexypeople
then, after two tall cans. i let erin dress me up in her sell-ables and take pictures of me for ebay.
famous
BUY IT




drunk modeling.. adding it to my list of shit i can actually do
taking off the list of shit i might like to do but not too sure i that would work out

Wednesday

12.

broke city



soooo.. i spent all my money. and now i have none. BUT if i did, these are things that i would have.
i searched Psychedelic on ebay - best search ever