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inspired by some, marauded by none

what does that even mean... MEAN. here i am, blogging from sunday. bout to hit the tracks with ju. prancing around my house, nakes. in my new ten dollar dress. made some eggs, ate 'em. what to do with all this precious time...  was thinking bout making a post. picture post a me doing all the seven deadly sins. but ya know what? fuck 'em. i got vanity and lust down to a T. so? here you have it brother fucks. if any of you strangers want to stop by, smoke me out and brush my pubes.. i wouldn't turn you away. no sir. not today.

i say! not to day.

392.

one more thing, before i'm gone for till 

The End of Time

i took a look at pete last night. for no reason, really. just thought i'd give him a look... he had a mowhawk.

he is such a cutie pie.. but in need of some serious TLC. PLC, pussy love and care.

my main man needs a new hair-do and fast. what color should he be next?

..it's been a LONG TIME since i've blasted stinky pete. he misses you.

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 about six things..

was goin' thru the pictures in my phone, and thought i would share!

that is the christmas ornament i made for our holiday party - nope. didn't win the prize.
if you are an IDIOT and cannot tell, that is a massive menstrual pad decorated with red pen and glitter, held up with a paper clip.

sent my second shipment off to a very lovely customer in the UK yesterday. you can peep my etsy store HERE
hah made you look, there is nothing in it right now, but there will be. i'm a making shit all day this month!

these are my new pubes!! yaaaay! that was right after, they are more eater eggy now..
today at lunch (run on sentence!) my coworker told me i post hella crazy shit on my blog and twitter..
perhaps he was reference all the pubalicious dye jobs?

i got the hipstamatic app for my iphone. boring.

hella crazy? perhaps. this is my 80's crotch. and the world's greatest bathing suit.
i had one when i was like 18, and too shy and gay to wear it.. so i sold it! then two years later..
scoured the earth to find this one. thank god for ebay

and this! this is where i am from. Half Moon Bay. beautiful, huh?

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pale

trending of the pale hair. pastels and what not. i dyed stinky pete. he was supposed to be hot pink, turned out a neon orange. i also dyed a chuck of my OTHER hair. but when i chopped it the other day, it left me.
oh shit.