400.

inspired by some, marauded by none

what does that even mean... MEAN. here i am, blogging from sunday. bout to hit the tracks with ju. prancing around my house, nakes. in my new ten dollar dress. made some eggs, ate 'em. what to do with all this precious time...  was thinking bout making a post. picture post a me doing all the seven deadly sins. but ya know what? fuck 'em. i got vanity and lust down to a T. so? here you have it brother fucks. if any of you strangers want to stop by, smoke me out and brush my pubes.. i wouldn't turn you away. no sir. not today.

i say! not to day.

392.

one more thing, before i'm gone for till 

The End of Time

i took a look at pete last night. for no reason, really. just thought i'd give him a look... he had a mowhawk.

he is such a cutie pie.. but in need of some serious TLC. PLC, pussy love and care.

my main man needs a new hair-do and fast. what color should he be next?

..it's been a LONG TIME since i've blasted stinky pete. he misses you.

352.

last night, erin and went to the pierce place to get her hood and my septum done. we THOUGHT that there was a cheap deal on pussy piercing's on mondays, nope. they changed it to sundays. so? i threw 20 on her deal, got mine too and this is what it looked like.. for her. apparently (I KNEW THIS) i have a huge fatty fat nose and will have to get SPECIAL jewels to wear in it. so, i'd show you.. but you cant really see.

she has a beautiful vagina, and ours smell the same. we checked. well. we inspected her piercing when we got home. freaked out a little then looked at mine. we have very different tangs but they smell the same. isn't that dreamy?

oh, i guess i'll show you mine

a beautiful shiny sheen today. see ya hardly see it.

but you will when it's healed and i shove a bar in it and chain it to my ears. ya feel?

255.

so, it finally happened. i got to

take my PANTS off

at work

my ass is fat. too fat. i need to do some leg lifts or summin.

186.

started with a cupcake

a glitter cupcake

ended with butt cake

 saturday was a frien's sister's baby bithday party. holllla.

they had a pony. i got a cupcake.

THEN.. off to the cruz to see erin's favorite band's cover band.

SHAPE was there - we've been in talks about doing show at my house on the internet and i finally got to meet him in real life. 

 The Naked Guy showed up - moshed.

i got knocked in the back of the head and chipped my tooth. 

second chip in my good tooth. 

183.

haute exhibitionist

LOOK AT HIM

i was finna throw him in with them hoes down therrr

but he deserves his own shit piece of my shit blog

i found him randomly on twitter - reason again to fucking get one

idiots

i dont know what his deal is, but i like it. 

he's one of THEM

you know who i mean... 
THEM

those ones

but he's fucking tasty

IT BOY CODY FITZSIMMONS GORGES from Bo Barnes on Vimeo.

132.

plain jane hood slut

i was wearing my blood sucking beatle boots, and had to borrow erin's all american kicks. dig?

friday was a good day. i was ass leaking hungonver from my company party.. but erin MADE me party.
we went some kind of punk rockin' metal show. danced and drank, show some boob. party city.

127.

 i lived in san diego..

..and all i got was a lousy STI and this ass tattoo

uhh and i used to have black hair.. then red hair.
i know.. blowing you away with excitement and entice.

92.

pale

trending of the pale hair. pastels and what not. i dyed stinky pete. he was supposed to be hot pink, turned out a neon orange. i also dyed a chuck of my OTHER hair. but when i chopped it the other day, it left me.
oh shit.

37.

oh no, uh oh. nuuu uhhhh

did i tell you i'm hella gross? if you were not aware, please be now. aware.
so, i'm hella gross. and i have a "rash" between my tatas. yeah i know. it itches like a mother lover.
see how sweet my shirt is? its from The Stalker. oh yes. UPDATE: the key has been returned.
thank the stars, i was truly trippin'.
wanna see my tattoo?

i feel like being naked today. my boss said i can come to work naked it i want to. but, you know. that's a lie.
because i would. next year for halloween, i think i am going to be a flasher. just be naked with a trench coat.
that probably won't wait till halloween. i might have to be a flasher at the next thing i go to.
where is this going, what am i saying? i know YOU are so eat some PIE?

bacon candy. that's it.

oh, and this is my favorite cup to drink coffee and other hot beverages in at work.

HOhoHoHoHOhoHOoohOohoOHHHoO
(here is a recap, i'm yucky, i want naked, i have bacon and HoHoHo)

26.

i went to a salon opening, and all i got was a terrible picture of myself

i look gawd fucking awful in this picture. but so does everyone else. it's kinda funny actually. ha ha ha
four hot chicks all looking like fug chicks AT the hot chick factory.
this is the slouchiest, floppy boobiest, fat guttiest, giant monster of womanist, picture of me ever
and i am blasting it on The Internet.
what the fug am i wearing? jeffery cambell boots, walmart socks, skirt from margot, onesie from AA, home made bow
i actually had a kinda almost wild night last night.
went to the salon shin-dig, had about a bottle of champagne. somehow managed to sf bus it to The Stoop
had a tall can with my man david, strolled over to my girlfriend jodie's house
had some more PBR, got on the roof, flailed about - off and on the roof
got dirty
got drunker
told stories
made nachos with nate, chilled out with halle and kathleen.
THEY headed out to underground, nate and i stayed behind and fell asleep to the girls next door
swish zoom the crew busts in. we take off our pants.
spider man that hoe turns into superman that hoe, turns into HUNGRY HIPPO
if only i could SHOW you what a hungry hippos has turned into..

7.

Addicted to Love

have i ever told you how i LOVE santa cruz.. and all the boozers who dwell there?
audrey and ben (the most kick ass ass kickers) had a costume party on friday night.
jodie and i hauled ass from san leandro to the cruz . holla
it was a marvelous party and we got all naked and shit in the end
i don't really need to go into anymore details do i?
naked (even when only partial) = a good time
anyway, these are the only kind of good shots of my get up
dude man from production at the JOB printed out the guitar for me
best dance prop ever.. tho it did get in my way
i think i looked like a boof alien, but christina says i looked hot
thanks christina