545.

talking talking talking always with the talking

somehow somewheres i got a lot of hits. bitch, i'm talking about internet views. so i thought i'd investigate.

according to blogspot, you people over there in Turkey really enjoy the pussy piercing photos. 

biz sevgi slayt aşağı bir yolculuğa ne dersiniz?

 same for those of you in Germany.

Hallo, möchten Sie meine Eingeweide riechen?

and while i sit here and insist (to myself) that the majority of all my page views are from the ex boyfriend and my  mom... the internet is telling me something different. touche, web.

here are the top searches.. that brings you poor suckers to Oh Shit.

piercing ve vagine 

beautiful midget

piercing vagina

pussy piercing

vagina piercing

vagina tumblr

bleached pubes

die antwoord ass

exposing myself 

hair pie tumblr

well, folks. there it is. it used to be that the search that brought the most people here was "fish taco".

life is good. i suppose. how can it not be? 

look. 

bye!

j

402.

 commercial made

infomercial, for the interwebs, for TKB Trading.

uhhhh... this is what i looked like. 

i always feel like such a freak with makeup and hairs done.

this is what i really look like.. you know the drill. three days tired, five days dirty.  anyFUCKINGways. i thought i was going to be doing just some hand modeling. you know? vanna white-ing that shit. nope. full on, brother fucking infomercial. oh, i hand modeled alright. but i also did step by step instructional hub bub. can i get an amen? shit my dick, people. this is legit. and i got sixty smackers. hallelujah.

i'm a professional now, obviously. here are some examples of my excellent skills.

this look i call, I Go Crazy. it's also mouth modeling.

this look, it's called, Praise Him

and this one i call, Enough With All This Stupid Pictures Of Myself Shit I Gotta Go Watch Siousie And The Banshee Videos On Youtube. And Eat. Eat Some Delicious Things.

399.

Ladies Room

you gotta let go, in the ladies room

ladies and gents. here it the fuck is.

Frisky Disco's Ladies Room.

i puke. in the end. dig? check it out,  DO IT.

374.

also...

ho DAMN

seem like it was only yesterday when i had about two followers and ten views. Oh Shit's poopin' off. 
thank you. thank you for looking at my creepy pictures, reading my fuck yous and tales of perversion.

you make me feel like a natural woman. 

well, now that we've gotten to this point.. i'd say it's about time i come up with an actual name for this here page. 
Oh Shit has always just been a temporary deal until i could figure out something that isn't so crappy. 

well? got any ideas?

359.

326.

i made a tumbz. for funz. suck my bunz.

 i'll probably never use it. ohh well.
i had to take my fancy work jacket off today because my armpits stink too much.
i dont want to go stinking  up my fancy work jacket on a day like today. no sir. 
hello! look at her pubes. her?
KEEP IT CREEPY

292.

i was farting around in my dashboard. trying to spurce up the place... and look what i found.

who of you is googling sleepy sun and taxidermy at the same time? let's fhuuuck.

fish tacos.. yum. hey, thanks for looking at my blog. i'm only doing this for two reasons.

1. im in love with myself

2. im bored

3. i want free stuff

ok. three reasons. all true. and meaningless. so? 

so shit. 
and damn, my lover boy van horny's hooking me up with some views. heeeey boy.
how silly this all is. A Blog. silly. i dont think i've said one meaningful, thought provoking thing here. i post pictures of my pubes, others pubes, my face and armpits. big deal? there isnt one. this is a vast and vacant hole of vanity. so, fuck it. you fukerz. stick your dick in Oh Shit and see what color it is when you pull out. 

263.

stems

two more stills from the Ladies Room video shoot.

i cant wait to see it. i was wasted. like. too drunk to fuck wasted.

HA HA fooled ya. im never that drunk

but i do remember hanging a disco ball over my head like mistletoe..

and dancing underneath it. hope i busted out some better moves......

than my white girl in moo-moo ones

shmmmmmmerk it here

249.

Mischa Barton

i love her. remember the good old days. 
when richie sand hilton and lohan were flashing the cooz?
GREAT GREAT celebrity greatness.

she's still perfect and beautiful and i LOVE her.

i wish i was paparazzi famous. i'd give them something to take a picture of.

MY DICK

246.

KEEP IT CREEPY

my coworker painted me last night. i told him to make it creepy.

this morning he said, i hope you meant it. 

i LOVE it
(the eye on the right is perfect. THAT is my eye)

209.

FOLLOW ME

twitter

blog lovin

174.

bone me Dahhling.

peep and buy my shits HERE
creations for creatures like you

162.

what you are missing..

if you still don't have a twitter. 

beautiful creatures, like these. their inner thoughts and mind workings.

you can't put a price on this kinds of exposure. 

right?

86.

love me?

you'd better, fucking better.

Follow my blog with bloglovin

77.

feathers and friends

after all the feathering that went down yesterday, i decided to make some shit. not really happy with the peacock earrings.. maybe for burning man.. but i LOVE the top pair. yahoo motha fucka.
all of a sudden i have no life. buh bye good times. see, i left for as long as i could, and when i came back, they didn't want me anymore. and well, there is just nothing i can do about that. (this is all mum bo jumbo talk for: my friends don't like me anymore - they decided to like my ex-boyfriend instead) which is all very understandable i guess. it's not really for me to understand. and to be perfectly frank - i don't care to understand.
"if there was a better way to go then it would find me. i cant help that the road just rolls out behind me..."
i'm solid where i'm at. i'm happy in my brain. although some things have changed.... for so so so sooooo long i dulled myself down, lessened my experience to fit in. talk about fucking stupid ass shit ass bullshit.
i'm done doing what i think people expect of me... done feeling guilty for out shinning the dullards around me.

70.

fascinating?

no, not so much. but i made them anyway.

61.

famous

so famous... and they don't even know it.
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