421.

one of my all time favorites, The Rustah. look what he's been doing...

he's my number one partner in grime. was. anyhow. he moved to portland and made an album. I'M STOKED. and supremely happy for him. my fusslah love, man. watch him..

ON YOUTUBE

oh also, you can TUMBL him? why not. fuck it. ladies, get at him. 

fellas? get at me.

401.

and remember, the lord loves YOU

remember? my brilliant idea to be a cover band that covers covers? of course you do... i really should use tags or something. FUCK NORMAL. found this group on tumblr. needless to say? yup. so now i have THIS to do all day. have i told you lately... how mush everything is The Greatest? Most Amazing. Insanely Arousing. Groovy? well, Dear McQueer, it is. all of it everything. squirt happy droplettes errrrrrywhere i go. from my ass. of joy. my Joy Ass.

(and this too)

399.

Ladies Room

you gotta let go, in the ladies room

ladies and gents. here it the fuck is.

Frisky Disco's Ladies Room.

i puke. in the end. dig? check it out,  DO IT.

398.

i miss sleepy sun.

ALSO, THIS HAPPENED. BEST EVER FOREVER.

383.

"Woolly and a 6 pack"

this is a song, my brother from another mother wrote about me. 

it is The Greatest Song i've ever heard. 

and also, duh. the best song ever written about me. 

i love peter fyfe time a million.

and if you have a vagina, go and give it to him.

All I need is a woolly and a 6 pack
All I need is a woolly and a 6 pack
I can tell by the look in your eyes, boy
you gon' follow me where I want tonight, oh

So we went to the liquor store and she shook my head
So we went to the liquor store and she shook my head
I know she might be just a tease, but
She's such an alpha baby I WANNA PLEASE HERRRRR

Chorus
Why don't you dress me up the way that you want to?
You always had such a s-s-s-s-sense of style
Why don't you make me up the way you believe to?
A hidden talent and a big white smile (she said)

Now we're drinking in the bushes baby, we're singing to the Stones
Now we're drinking in the bushes baby, we're singing to the Stones
those people think they're the ones whos sane not us
hand me that 4loko baby, im feeling dangeorus

(quiet) she always takes the last train home, i wanna
(loud) she always takes the last train home, I'm gonna
get her to stay in the city, it aint wrong man
my beds a canvas and im painting her all night long
 
Chorus
Why don't you dress me up the way that you want to?
You always had such a s-s-s-s-sense of style
Why don't you make me up the way you believe to?
A hidden talent and a big white smile (she said)

i'm so in love with everyone today.

380.

things are happening. 

my blood is back to flowing, boner back to growing. last night? 

not a fashion show. but, hey? going out is going out and gettin' seen is what it's all about.

 

last night... mmm hmmm. i saw nev, which never happens. he is so hot. talk about a dream boy. 

bowie practice was just about a BLAST. time of my life. greatest greatness. next week, AGAIN plus a wednesday night back up singer's practice. i love erin. last night i said, "this is it now, i'm going to be a rockstar" and she said, "finally, it's about time". DADDY, I WANT TO SING.

boys? oh the boys. i've been uppin' my creep. i'll spill, all at once. but not THIS once.

rhyme time, brother fucks. i go crazy, you know. i do things i wouldn't even do.

for now, have this and a mouth fulla my love.

327.

my jaw is killing me. no, shut up. it's not from the billion dicks i sucked last night. nope. 

this is day two of jaw hurty. it like, really really hurts. i can open it, but it's hard to close. 

i'm pissed. fuck. 

anyways. in good news. i love evolved athletic - duh. spot the ad? SHEYAH. they hooked me up with some dope t's too. one of these days im going to shirt cock in them and show you all... till then. there's this. every wednesday they post their "wednesday wake up songs".  in honor of those  that i love, i am posting the three songs i listen to like a maniac while i walk to bart in the morning thru the hood.

i listen to this on the daily. erry mornin when i wake up, PLAY IT. 

night time? plug in my headphones, sleep with it on repeat. 

WELCOME TO GOOSEBUMP CITY.

i listen to this like CRAZY. usually at least three times in a row. it kills me. 

someday i hope to hate someone this much. you know? get crushed.

evil boy for life.

duh. this song, oh this song. it's great. 

erin, listen. it's about a man in africa. there is this bush tribe and one of their traditions is circumcising a man when he becomes a certain age. this guy is saying, fuck no - fuck you. i love my dick, i ain't cuttin shit. i'll be a boy for life, an evil boy for life. c'mon. you like that.. don't you?

321.

oh yeah. and their opener was on point. 

HELLA TIGHT. you oughtta check this out.

Rye Rye

peep here and here

so fuckin good! she had these hot ass buff 90's dude dancers. 

next time she is around im hitting that up.

312.

311.

SHIT!

what's the BIG fucking deal? i'm the big fucking deal.

$0$ came out.. today? i bought it, duh. and shit my dick... my favorite (yeah right) fucking song isnt on it!! FANCY!! what the? damn. crap. why? why not?! damn it. i hope they play it ON FRIDAY. cuz that's when im gonna see 'em. im tryin to take my brother, brother love sampson simpson. but big bad sam hasn't returned my calls.. pussy fagger. he better call me back or im gonna have to take someone else to the show. i hate going to shows with people. cuz yuck! they want to dance. or they get tired. or you have to hold their purse while the go take a shit. NO i say. NO. i only like erin. and my brother. he's the best. he knows how to party. erin hates die antwoord, hahaha DUH!!!!! so no. no, not her. then who? he better call me back.. shit. FANCY!

304.

EVIL BOY (official) from Die Antwoord on Vimeo.

dont read into it, becuase it means nothing. 

but this is my favorite song right now.

248.

Goldfrapp

i fucking LOVE it

this is my favorite frapp song.

and THIS is the greatest cover of all time. PROOF

243.

Castles

oh, i went i did. but i couldnt tell you a damn thing about the actual show.

i can tell you all about the bathroom stalls and head banging tho.

oh. so. there you have it. i got fucked up on molly. molly black out.

fun fun fun

i look so crazy and so weird sometimes. like realllllly.

dude. what is it? my clear eyebrows? shit.

i think im gonna be hella blonde again.. i look too weird

LUUUUUUUUUUULLZ

240.

crystal castles

tonight!

i'm juiced

going with my girl maile 

im hung from lasts nights banjo party. but im gonna pull through.

with a little help from my girl molly.

DIE ANTWOORD

Die Antwoord at The Rickshaw Stop

blew my dick off

went to the DIE ANTWOORD how on friday night. alone. 

because my friends are losers, or i am a friendless loser. either way, it was insane.

doors opened at 9, i got there at 8:30 and found out they would play at 11:45.. 

shit my dick.

so i cut and got a pint of jameson and proceeded to bush drink on a stoop.

party city. two dudes pooped up with two cases of PBR each. so we shared.. drinks and stories. then i started yelling at strangers.. decided that meant i was drunk enough and went to the show. because i am scary, out of control and the most amazing thing that ever lived... i had more fun than anyone in the world ever forever and always. as i was loner drinking with two loner dudes i found, i glanced behind me and saw a man unfolding tin foil. you know what that means... i stuck my hand out and received a beautiful surprise...i enjoyed it.. and proceeded to stomp on my balls. the second they came on stage i moshed my ass front and center. threw my hands up in the air and thrashed and got thrashed like never have before.

it was the most fun i have had.

they were absolutely insane. fucking perfect. fucking on. fucking in.

every song was perfect,  Ninja. insane. little Yolandi is the tiniest thing i've ever seen. i couldn't see her over peoples heads.. and i was right up front. her voice sounds like that in real life too.. and im pretty sure they kissed on stage.. meeow.

the brutal short of it is i had more fun than i've ever fucking had - and they were the best show BY FAR that i have ever fucking seen.

this video is perfect - so rocky and shaky. i brought my camera only to find it was dead. fuck shit. i wouldn't have been able to use it anyways. my head was in my brain and shit was too crazy to hold onto anything. i touched ninja's head. 

now, i shall die.. goodbye

216.

Mama Cass

The Mamas and The Papas have been a love of mine since my ears turned on

my ma's blasted them year round non stop through my entire childhood to present day 

when i was a girl, staring at their pictures on the cd cover.. 

i thought mama cass was the pretty one

since her voice was the best and i was obsessed with pretty girls

now that i'm a big girl, and my brain has finally turned on, i know better 

and it's better

oh, and the affairs and drama.. mama cass made herself a baby mama

she is one to be admired and adored

this is my favorite video of her

her voice gives me goosebumps

206.

QUEEN

this is a picture my dad took of QUEEN in germany in the late 70's or early 80's.

fuckin' siiiiiick, right?

he saw them while he was stationed in germany. the lucky fuck

196.

erin, it will never die

i should have pointed this out to you while you were there yesterday...

THIS is on the wall in my ma's living room 

HARDCORE

 also, thank you fer the ring. thank you for finding a place to live in OAKLAND

and thank you for being my favorite!!!!

now that i have ad ouble fingered cross ring from forever 21, i can officially call myself a blogger, right? 

fuck those sam boots, the acne shoes and that god damn ugly fucking YSL ring.

sucks my bones, The Internet. i'm the RULER NOW