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i'm taking my eyebrows off in may. for bowie. hopefully, i will look as creepy and sexy as her.

goodbye.

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and if ya don't know, now ya know

Acid Sweat Lodge

394.

possible reasons i have long hair:

because i need to hide the hickies on my neck

possible reasons i fall in love so easily:

because i don't fall, i just stay in love.. always with everyone everything

possible reasons music moves my soul:

because my soul is slutty girl who swings her muff to the beat a the drum

possible reasons numbers rule my moves:

because i'm a genius, you fucking idiot

possible reason i have a blog:

because i want to be rich, famous and exploited

jesus has a blog. he's all poetic and shit. 

calls me a vagina blonde bomb.

i am a bomb. a big fat cheesy vagina bomb. 

Ronald the Pervert

327.

my jaw is killing me. no, shut up. it's not from the billion dicks i sucked last night. nope. 

this is day two of jaw hurty. it like, really really hurts. i can open it, but it's hard to close. 

i'm pissed. fuck. 

anyways. in good news. i love evolved athletic - duh. spot the ad? SHEYAH. they hooked me up with some dope t's too. one of these days im going to shirt cock in them and show you all... till then. there's this. every wednesday they post their "wednesday wake up songs".  in honor of those  that i love, i am posting the three songs i listen to like a maniac while i walk to bart in the morning thru the hood.

i listen to this on the daily. erry mornin when i wake up, PLAY IT. 

night time? plug in my headphones, sleep with it on repeat. 

WELCOME TO GOOSEBUMP CITY.

i listen to this like CRAZY. usually at least three times in a row. it kills me. 

someday i hope to hate someone this much. you know? get crushed.

evil boy for life.

duh. this song, oh this song. it's great. 

erin, listen. it's about a man in africa. there is this bush tribe and one of their traditions is circumcising a man when he becomes a certain age. this guy is saying, fuck no - fuck you. i love my dick, i ain't cuttin shit. i'll be a boy for life, an evil boy for life. c'mon. you like that.. don't you?

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shit.

oh shit.

here's a fashion blog fer ye

FLH

253.

oh SHIT

i like stuff to much. 

and these dicks, well. they're the stuff.

BLOGSTARBITCH

ilikeyoursundaypersonalitybetter

SHOW US YOUR MUSTACHE

these hoes kill it.

and it? is me.

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crying babies

i love something new to love

bootsi

229.

fashematics is on point

225.

corridor40

good shit. my ass is throwing up and more sunburned than not. 

looks like im wearin white panties.. bitch dont wear no pants

poor Roberto. he uhh sufferin

 that's my ass. it was hard to capture the beauty of my burned ass booty

oh.. and then. we fucked up. after bat manning all over the roofs of my warehouse.. we went into the burning man lot and had ourselves a time.. 

a climbin and what not. then.. the finger. it went gone.

.. poor Omar. we went to the ER and i got to watch the Dr pump his gore up with pain killers yuuummmmm

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I HATE MY PARENTS

these notes remind me of errrrrrn.

i hate my parents 

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pussy pie

 

my ma emailed me the first one, isn't she great?

other two from sex savages on wheels

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suckin' dick all day

suckin on that the birghter side of insomnia dick

breh! she's got mad vids

and they allll good

(she has other tight shit too, and i have a feeling she is quite a looker)

185.

that's a shoe

http://www.andreiachaves.com/

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haute exhibitionist

LOOK AT HIM

i was finna throw him in with them hoes down therrr

but he deserves his own shit piece of my shit blog

i found him randomly on twitter - reason again to fucking get one

idiots

i dont know what his deal is, but i like it. 

he's one of THEM

you know who i mean... 
THEM

those ones

but he's fucking tasty

IT BOY CODY FITZSIMMONS GORGES from Bo Barnes on Vimeo.

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blogs

silence sweetheart 

 

DI$COUNT

 

 z+z

i like these. 

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terry

i have a broken cap in my tooth. its pokey and hurty and gross. i owe my dentist money from a year ago. was just sittin' around, almost puking and almost committing suicide - due to alcohol consumption - thinkin' bout how i might need to get that thing fixed. then i saw this. 

i'm never going to the dentist again.

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YES!

ok. me and her! that's it. no one else. shit, i want to bleach my hair again, i feel like a nark with brown hair.

white lightning

i really dig this blog.. you can follow HER on twitter, to.

126.

babies

everybody - they make the babies.

styloretic (did i ever mention SHE is the reason i blog?)

litter sf

oh, and me. J.D.

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no doi

Terry Richardson's Diary

101.

 gold on my face

and a glitter on my fang

holler. got a glitter on ma fang. i've actually had it fer a long time now.. but it's hard to photograph. the pictures above are from an easy bay party i went to a few weeks ago. old news really, but thought i'd share anyways. oh. and it was a gold theme party. you can see these photos and all kindsa other shit at
i will not be wasted talent